Matt and David.

(via xkcd: Sticks and Stones)
Alt text: Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can make me think I deserved it.
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal

Can anyone tell me if this is an actual promo shot or a manip? Because if it is a promo shot I WANT TO WEEP WITH ITS RIGHTNESS, HOLY GOD. Lois in STANDING IN FRONT OF CLARK. She’s in the foreground! SHE IS STANDING IN A PHYSICALLY STRONG POSE. She is staring STRAIGHT AHEAD (i.e. she is NOT averting her gaze). Her shoulders are back, her legs are planted firmly on the ground, shoulder width apart, STEADY. SHE IS TAKING UP SPACE, AND NOT OVERTLY SEXUALIZED. CLARK IS STANDING BEHIND HER MIRRORING HER POSE. This is the most beautiful photo I have ever seen, holy fucking god. GETTING IT RIGHT.
(to answer the question, yes it’s official, it’s from Empire magazine)
idea for classroom icebreaker: let wild squirrel loose
pretty sure Gilderoy Lockhart tried that with Cornish Pixies.
And the three kids left standing went on to defeat the Dark Lord. Successful bonding method? I think so.

WHAT THE FUCK!?
I know I’ve mentioned this before, but the little girl in the back looks creepishly like Little Amy to me…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK NO NO NO YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME SPN NO I RAN TO YOU TO ESCAPE THE PAIN OF SHERLOCK S2 ENDING FEELS WHY WOULD YOU
we should not be basing laws off of christian scripture and religious views.
we should not be basing laws off of christian scripture and religious views.
we should not be basing laws off of christian scripture and religious views.
we should not be basing laws off of christian scripture and religious views.
we should not be basing laws off of christian scripture and religious views.
we should not be basing laws off of christian scripture and religious views.
my Son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena