zeldathemes
Pokemon Master

Hi, I’m Shira. Welcome! This is a personal and multi-fandom blog. Right now it's mostly Pokemon ;) (Also this lovely icon was drawn for me by captain-butchflowers, check them out!)

So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

swolizard:

lylaha:

Lil Egyptian Gods by Silverfox5213

IM SOBBING ABT THESE

these are adorable

me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you

jointhefandomwehavetears:

colinodonorgasm:

Killian Jones + Jack Sparrow parallels

rei1998:

HEY i’m doing another fun and fantastic Pokemon give away!!

here’s what i’m giving away!

A level 100 shiny Klefki with prankster ability!

A level 77 shiny Carbink with clear body ability!

A level 77 shiny Sylveon with cute charm ability!

A level 34 shiny Sylveon with cute charm ability!

A level 34 shiny Granbull with quick feet ability!

A level 40 shiny Ampharos with static ability!

A level 10 shiny Torchic with speed boost ability!

A level 71 Celebi with natural cure ability and pokerus!

A level 50 Celebi with natural cure ability!

A level 90 Jirachi with serene grace ability!

A level 57 Jirachi with serene grace ability!

A level 70 shiny Ho-Oh with pressure ability!

SO that’s what im giving away! now here are the rules ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

  1. Must be following me!! i know this is probably annoying but this is for hitting 1.7k followers!!
  2. No give away blogs oh my gosh.
  3. Please be active on Tumblr because it sucks to win and since you’re never on you don’t see till I have to pick a new winner.
  4. I will use a random number generator to pick the winners!
  5. If you win and don’t reply after 24 hours I will pick a new winner.
  6. Reblogs only count sorry!
  7. You can reblog as much as you want but seriously please don’t spam your followers.

THATS IT! The give away will have two winners, the first winner will pick 7 pokemon out of the thirteen and the second winner gets the remaining 6 ! this give away ends on september 30th so you have a whole month!

thank you for 1,700 followers and good luck to anyone who enters! 

forthebrave:

Women of the World

Photos by Steve McCurry

therandominmyhead:

This is 100% accurate.

therandominmyhead:

This is 100% accurate.

oathe:

Can anyone with powersaves nickname my shiny Gastly for me please? I’m asking because the Gastly was from another person, so I can’t nickname her myself. In return, I can give you one of my shinies.

powersaves can’t nickname pokemon

  #text post  

callistawolf:

In which Carina MacKenzie speaks for the Olicity fandom [x]

You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.
Kane Bailey  (via drapetomania)
mikerugnetta:

It bothered me that none of the Tiny Groot GIF’s loop, so…

mikerugnetta:

It bothered me that none of the Tiny Groot GIF’s loop, so…

bulletproofjewels:

♔ Their Imperial Highnesses the Grand Duchesses of Russia (1708-1917)